Read the below list first, if you do not fit into any categories, then you may continue on:
1. If you hate Americans for no apparent reason, go to hell.
2. If you are Nigerian and asking me for money, a greencard or my hand in marriage go to hell.
3. If you are looking for sex or cybersex go to hell.
4. Please do not add me to your address book without asking first.
5. If you are going to email me, please at least have something interesting to say.
6. If you are wondering what is with the Latin Saying in my profile headline, it is how I kind of live my life. Except not violently of course.
So you have read this far..
I am really 36 year old Mexican/Filipino woman. I only put down 22 because of the stupid site filters.
Why am I on here? Because I have made a lot of friends and have met some great people from here. It also passes the time when I am bored to death at work.
Who am I? I am a lot of things. I am not really a vile American, and I am not here to generalize, point fingers or pass quick judgements about people.
To describe who I am indepth would take a couple of pages, so I will give you the cliff notes version.
I am~
Silly
Fun
Sarcastic
Witty
Intelligent
a good listener
a chatter box
obnoxious at times
Human
a good dancer
opinionated
an American
a good conversationalist
well traveled
curious about life and what it has to offer
a flirt
a woman
a proud person
ambitious
bossy
Polite
courteous
respectful
outspoken
complicated
passionate about life
Most importantly, I am Me.
What you see is what you get, and I tend treat people the way they treat me.
Since I only have one life to live,and I believe in living it to the fullest. That means I don't have time for games, stupidity, or ignorance.
Otherwise, thank you for taking the time to read my profile.
What are you looking for in a partner?
I am not single and I am not looking either.
GET IT?
Describe your perfect first date.
Somewhere relaxed, nice, were two people can talk and get to know each other better.
I am passionate about...
About life and all that it has to offer.
My therapist describes my personality(s) as..
I buried my therapist in the woods about six months ago...MUahahahahaha!
A lover once described my looks as..
EEE GADS! Turn off the lights!
To get my lover hot, I..
Top Secret Information!!!
To satisfy my cravings, my lover must..
Know how to kiss and kiss good!
Activities:
Dancing, Movies, Reading, Travel, Wine
Personality:
Argumentative, Easygoing, Joker, Romantic, Sarcastic
Cartoon I Resemble:
Baby on Family Guy
What I see in this Inkblot:
someone's dirty diaper.
